Zoe: Mic drop!
Eva: Who’s Mike Drop?
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Eva: Can we go to an adoption center and get a baby brother for our family?
Me: Well, kids aren’t like puppies. You can’t just go to a shelter and pick the one you want. It’s a little more complicated than that.
Eva: So how do you adopt kids?
Zoe: You order them online. Duh.
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“My mom was born in 1921.”
-Zoe
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“Why is cheese so magical?”
-Eva
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“Those are disgusting.”
-Nicky, regarding my new pants
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“Mom, have you done sexing four times? Is that why you have four kids?”
-Zoe
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